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SHOGUN
president
My given name is Alamein and I was named after some shit some place in Africa or something where the Maori Battalion fought in the great second world war II.
I’m not African or a Egyptian or some Yankee - I’m a proud Maori warrior descendented from Maui himself. I grew up proud and hard as in the East Coast. I’m a Coasty and we kill everything that pisses us off - especially pigs and fish.
We ain’t canniballs. I went away for my last lag 5 years ago. Some prick dobbed on me and I went down for robbery - such is the life of an outlaw.
Now that I am the President of the Crazy Horses I am to be known as Shogun after the great samurai warrior. |
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CHUPPA + JUJU
vice presidents
Hello. We are Chuppa and JuJu the second in charge members after SHOGUN. If he got sick or something then you would answer to us – but if its just a bit sick then maybe still to him.
But still, you shouldn’t ever drink the last beer if we are there and we want a beer cause then that beer belongs to US, or if shogun is there, HIM.
We joined the CH in Jail when we met Alamein and he told us about his renegade vision, which we thought was sweet, then we drunk a gumboot of piss each and the Crazyhorses were born. Good times. |
